My daughter cannot boil an egg without asking me for instructions, but, she does like them. She also likes them poached so when I saw this little kitchen gadget which would enable her to poach eggs in the microwave oven, I shelled (excuse the pun) out 99p happily.

It looked like a good idea and completely safe, but still I thought I would try it first. I followed the instructions to the letter, pricked the yolk and white several times, added 1 teaspoon of water then closed the lid and popped it into the microwave on medium heat for 30 seconds.

The explosion came at 10 seconds …… and when I opened the microwave door the gadget had done a somersault – split open and thrown egg everywhere. Not only that it had dented the inside of my microwave oven on route.

Just look at the crack in the lid…

egg poacher 1

egg poacher 2

Needless to say the useless item will be sent back to the shop with a letter explaining my disgust at the half hour cleaning of my now damaged microwave and still no breakfast.

Its a good thing my daughter didn’t try it first!

I am less than eggstatic about the whole thing!!!!